riverdale porn parody
riverdale porn parody

‘Riverdale’ Now Has Its Own Porn Parody Filled with Awful Wigs (Video)

Sexual tension has long been at the center of the Archie comics. Underlying all of the comic’s squeaky clean, youth-friendly appeal, there’s the Betty-Archie-Veronica love triangle, Jughead’s ongoing lust for burgers and Kevin Keller’s unapologetic homosexuality. Naturally, the CW’s Riverdale series based on the Archie comics has used this sexual energy to ratchet up its drama. Although they erased Jughead’s asexuality, they kept the love triangle and the gay character—they even gave him a steamy same-sex make-out scene—yasssss. So it seems only natural that Riverdale has inspired a porn parody of itself.

PornHub, the porn tube site that regularly publishes studies on its users’ viewing habits, recently released two trailers for Beaverdale. It takes place in “the horniest town in America” and is unfortunately straight. However, it also has a scruffy and decently hung performer named Xander Corvus playing Jughead (we guess he’s not asexual in this version either) and several other actors wearing absolutely horrid wigs, which is always funny whether you’re getting turned on or not.

Here’s the trailer:

They also have a darker trailer, if you want to see the same scenes in dimmer light set to dramatic music.

Being fans of porn parodies, we feel obliged to rank Beaverdale among other more recent more recent ones. While it looks infinitely better produced than the Sense8 and Pokémon gay porn parodies it seems less ambitious than the Star Wars and Star Trek porn parodies. Then again, maybe we’re just suckers for science fiction.

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