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Satan & Pepsi Turn All 114.4 Million Super Bowl Viewers Gay Entertainment

Satan & Pepsi Turn All 114.4 Million Super Bowl Viewers Gay

Written by Daniel Villarreal on July 27, 2016
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There was a very big episode of football on yesterday in which Pepsi-Cola and Satan himself (herself? itself?) turned all 114.4 million Super Bowl viewers gay by sneaking in “gay pride symbols” (ie. rainbows), upside-down crucifixes, 666s and none-too-subtle hell-pits onstage with Coldplay’s help. Nice. And we thought Coldplay was just gonna play “Yellow.

This video explains how Satan, Pepsi and Coldplay turned everyone gay…

The video’s creator has published the e-book Inside the Illuminati and has lots of other videos on how the NFL is an Illuminati creation, Mark Zuckerberg is heralding in the New World Order and Lana Del Rey is a Satanic Witch. If any of those things were actually true, we’d like all those things a heck of a lot more.

It’s also worth mentioning that the new Coldplay album has a rainbow-colored cover, so the rainbow colors were probably because of that rather than a secret plot to turn viewers into fabulous sparkle-ponies.

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