Satirical Newspaper “The Onion” Calls It Quits

Satirical Newspaper “The Onion” Calls It Quits

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Sad news today for fans of The Onion. The satirical newspaper announced it was closing its doors today. Editor-In-Chief Cole Bolton said in a written statement today “We regretfully feel that the time has come to end The Onion. Sadly, the real world has gotten too absurd for us to contin…”

Maybe this one was too meta.

APRIL FOOLS!!!

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