We’ve always thought that the merry band of dwarfs from Disney’s Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were all gay: A group of rugged, isolated, lonely men return home from a day at the mines to discover the most beautiful girl in the kingdom sleeping in their communal bed, and their immediate response is… terror? Then, they all stick their butts in the air to hide from her? Gay.
No matter their sexuality, an artist and graphic designer known as Silverjow has re-drawn Disney’s Seven Dwarfs as pin-up muscle hunks, and they’ve got us whistling while we work.
Silverjow is the nom de plume of an artist named Joe who specializes in comic art, illustrations and painting. He established a Patreon account to help fund his endeavors — he even publishes a Hunk of the Week and a newsletter on the account.
Let’s enjoy SilverJow’s Seven Dwarfs muscle pin-ups:
Doc serves up Santa Claus realness.
Dopey makes us wanna get gropey.
Sneezy needs some Sudafed.
Grumpy looks pretty humpy!
Bashful grabs a ‘stache-full.
Ogling Sleepy make us feel creepy.
Happy looks like a muscle-up pappy.
But in addition to his re-imaginings of the Seven dwarfs, Silverjow’s Instagram also has a lot of other pop-culture style pin-ups including Wolverine from X-Men, Star Lord from Guardians of the Galaxy, the Easter Bunny like you’ve never seen him before and even a few illustrations based on real-life hunks.