Severus Snape: It Gets Better

Severus Snape: It Gets Better

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Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor and Potion Master Severus Snape has transcended the Harry Potter universe to deliver a very special message.

It gets better.

“I know what you’re thinking; ‘Snape, everyone hates you. They think you’re a death-eater.’ And though that may be true I cannot stress to you enough the value of patience. Life is not a basket of every-flavor beans.”

Amen, brotherman. Wingardium Lesbiosa.

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