I’m a big, big, BIG fan of Isabella Rossellini’s two award winning series for Sundance Channel. And while Green Porno is totally Amazeballs USA, Seduce Me is where the real magic happens.
Like this video, for example, of Rossellini’s head decked out as a female duck fighting off the aggressive corkscrew penises of a gang of mallards. You kind of have to see it to believe it.
Corkscrew penises and vagina mazes! Ducks: Who knew?