People have long used dildos throughout history as a form of political protest, but this is the first time we’ve heard of someone using them for self-defense. Two female employees at the Lotions and Lace sex shop in San Bernardino, California staved off an armed robber by throwing dildos at him — the women believed his gun was fake and he eventually left empty-handed after being hit by at least two fake dongs.
You can watch him get hit in some store surveillance video below. Good times.
CRAZY SURVEILLANCE VIDEO: Sex store employees fight off armed robber by throwing adult toys at him. @ABC7 at 4pm pic.twitter.com/E8QbuxJkEX
— Rob McMillan (@abc7robmcmillan) December 15, 2016
Dildos: they’re not just for playtime anymore.
