sex shop, dildos, attacker, California, San Bernadino
sex shop, dildos, attacker, California, San Bernadino

Sex Store Employees Stop Robbery By Throwing Dildos

People have long used dildos throughout history as a form of political protest, but this is the first time we’ve heard of someone using them for self-defense. Two female employees at the Lotions and Lace sex shop in San Bernardino, California staved off an armed robber by throwing dildos at him — the women believed his gun was fake and he eventually left empty-handed after being hit by at least two fake dongs.

You can watch him get hit in some store surveillance video below. Good times.

Dildos: they’re not just for playtime anymore.