Sexiest Ad Ever: Farm Fresh Girl (Disturbingly Unsexy) Edition

Sexiest Ad Ever: Farm Fresh Girl (Disturbingly Unsexy) Edition

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We figured that while Farm Fresh Girl wasn’t necessarily traditional gay blog material, homegirl probably isn’t going to fit in well anywhere on the internet. We frankly have more questions than answers after watching this video.

Why are you putting butter in your hair? Are those chocolate milk squirts coming from the bottle or your vagina? Are toilet germs more or less of a threat to the human immune system than salmonella from that raw chicken?

Watch at your own risk, dear reader. But beware! Much like Ke$ha without autotune, there’s no un-experiencing this once you press play.

Just what the hell is going on here?! Is Farm Fresh Girl worthy of the Sexiest Ads Ever nomination?

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