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A Step-By-Step Guide to Throwing a Slumber Party Like Britney!

Last night, Britney Spears released one of the most beautiful videos of the year! It’s so perfect, your eyes will hurt! But not just that — it also doubles as a guide to throwing the perfect slumber party. Just follow the steps from the video that we’ve helpfully outlined here, and you’ll have the best night ever:

1. Get to the party via Uber Black or a similar, very expensive car!


2. Make sure your exit from the car is elegant and shows you as the queen you are!


3. Just dump your fur coat on the ground; it’s someone else’s job to hang it up.


4. No bubbles? Go home.


5. Make your introductions — but be sure never to lose that sultry look!


6. Put on your comfy pajamas … or something that looks like this … and remember to look your absolute best!


7. Have fun with your sexually fluid BFF!ezgif-com-cbf1ab8b57

8. Dance! Dance like you’ve never danced before!


9. Take your shoes off!


10. And, of course, be sure to have a midnight snack. Perhaps some warm milk to help you sleep?ezgif-com-220d3929ef

Follow these easy steps and your slumber parties will never again look like this:



Watch Britney’s “Slumber Party” video, featuring Tinashe and our newest man crush, Sam Asghari, below: