Last night, Britney Spears released one of the most beautiful videos of the year! It’s so perfect, your eyes will hurt! But not just that — it also doubles as a guide to throwing the perfect slumber party. Just follow the steps from the video that we’ve helpfully outlined here, and you’ll have the best night ever:
1. Get to the party via Uber Black or a similar, very expensive car!
2. Make sure your exit from the car is elegant and shows you as the queen you are!
3. Just dump your fur coat on the ground; it’s someone else’s job to hang it up.
4. No bubbles? Go home.
5. Make your introductions — but be sure never to lose that sultry look!
6. Put on your comfy pajamas … or something that looks like this … and remember to look your absolute best!
7. Have fun with your sexually fluid BFF!
8. Dance! Dance like you’ve never danced before!
9. Take your shoes off!
10. And, of course, be sure to have a midnight snack. Perhaps some warm milk to help you sleep?
Follow these easy steps and your slumber parties will never again look like this:
Watch Britney’s “Slumber Party” video, featuring Tinashe and our newest man crush, Sam Asghari, below: