Sometimes God Tricks You Into Thinking You Like Other Men. God LOVES Pranks!

Sometimes God Tricks You Into Thinking You Like Other Men. God LOVES Pranks!

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A word from Michele and Marcus Bachmann about stuffing your soft penis into your wife’s vagina.

“God has a plan for everyone. And sometimes he tricks you into thinking you like other men. It’s just a trick! God loves pranks!”

Best Bachmann spoof yet?

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