Mad, mad props to Stephen Colbert for unveiling the History of Gay last night on The Colbert Report. Michelangelo’s ex-boyfriend Dave’s tiny penis, George Washington’s powdered wig and silk stockings, and the “Sack of Rome” are all covered in Colbert’s secret history.
“Gay was invented in ancient Greece by Socrates, who came up with the Socratic Method, which I believe is a gay sex move…”
Yes, yes. We will definitely vouch for the erotic thrill of the Socratic Method.
He goes on and on.
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