Summer’s Eve Vagina-Hand Puppets Vs. Pine Fresh Dick Scrub

Summer’s Eve has a buzzy new marketing campaign on their hands. No, seriously. SE rolled out three commercials in which hands masquerade as ladyparts in a “Hello from Vaginaland!” advertising blitz.

…I see…

The good news is that I, a gay man, have no realized I am in possession of two vaginas of my very own. Fun!

The bad news is that the commercials are bloody stupid, and play upon racial stereotypes heavy-handedly. The black vagina-hand sounds ridiculous compared to the white vagina-hand – that is until you hear the hispanic vagina-hand, who is unable to made it through her vagina-hand monologue without breaking into vagina-Spanish. (See what I did there?)

Also, who are these women that refer to their vaginas as vertical smiles? Seriously. Identify yourselves so we can sit down and have a come to Jesus-hand.

Long story shorthand, Stephen Colbert is introducing a line of men’s groinwash to fill a market demand.

Personally, we would have gone with calling it Mensengill, but I suppose Autumnal Afternoon Pine Fresh Dick Scrub has a nice ring to it as well.

Enjoy!

What do you think of the vagina-hands? How about the dick-finger? A penny for your thoughts below.*

*Fresh out of pennies. Damn.