Pretty much every dirty double-entendre possible gets tossed into this mock NCAA recap. All of the clever (and base) euphemisms in the world couldn’t have prepared us for the incredible ending. Don’t spoil it for yourself!
“Rimming is good, but this particular time we needed it to go in the hole – not around it.” Fun!
“Their length, their size – quite frankly they were too big for us and we couldn’t take it.” Well, we’ve all been down that road before.
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