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Supervillain Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon

Yes, yes, one thousand times YES. GOTHAM CITY—Supervillain Lady Gaga brazenly abducted Commissioner James Gordon from a charity fundraiser Tuesday, leaving police baffled and the citizens of Gotham fearing for their safety. Known for her outlandish costumes and geometric polygon hair, the criminal madwoman made a daring escape from Arkham […]

Supreme Court: Don’t Flush Drugs Down the Toilet

In an 8-1 decision, the Supreme Court has given the green light to police to knock down your door if they smell burning marijuana (or other drugs), knock loudly, announce themselves, and hear the sound of evidence possibly being destroyed. The New York Times reports: Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr., […]

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Two Cops Finally Fired for Savagely Beating Gay Men

Justice was served in Denver on Friday, as two policeman were fired for beating a gay man back in 2009 and then lying about it. The beating was caught on a surveillance camera, so the lies were eventually discovered. We’re not sure why these cops thought they could get away […]

Reflections upon Doing Time (Eight Hours of It)

Yes, jail was something I wanted to try once in my life. In a purely detached way, it will amount largely to inconvenience: dealing with the bail-bond place and going to court, possibly going to AA meetings and probably dumping a few paychecks into the system. In a slightly less […]