Created in 1874, death-by-heroin is making a comeback! You can smoke it, inject it, or snort it. But beware — despite the euphoria, it comes with serious drawbacks.
drug of the week
Sizzurp is purported to have put Lil’ Wayne in the hospital but any cold-sufferer drinking it at a party might appreciate its decongestant and cough suppressant effects.
Playing music can energize you or make you feel happy or sad. But can it make you trip your balls off? Ehhh… probably not.
Who wants some 180 proof rum made with cow manure? Don’t raise your hands all at once, now.
Finally! A cooking spice that you can smoke in your own kitchen! Warning: may cause nauseating hangover effects that last for days. You’ve been warned.
Finally! A poisonous drink that’ll fuck you up that you can make in your own prison cell!
Meow Meow won’t kill you, but it could make you cut off your dick. It’s a new designer drug that’s just one step above bath salts! Like Molly and coke, but worse.
You can risk eating them raw or drink them in a shaman’s urine.
Sometimes it’s cut with battery acid or embalming fluid or dead rats.
“Over time it made me edgy, anxious, and paranoid with much stronger hallucinations — kinda like smoking meth.”