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Masturbation Killed The Best Dog I Ever Owned

A totally true story about a closeted Baptist boy, a sick Miniature Pinscher and a not-so-terribly-sexy WWF wrestler named Captain Lou Albano.

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See You In Court! Nebraska Woman Files Suit Against All Gays And Their Allies

Sylvia Driscoll has asked a judge to declare homosexuality a sin (and that judge isn’t God). All gay people will be on trial… better get your suit pressed!

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We’re OBSESSED: Where Is God Now?

Surely you’re familiar with Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam. The iconic piece shows God giving Darwin the finger…or something. Where is he now? helps people find God, in all of the usual and unusual places. Like crowdsurfing, in the bathtub, bungee jumping, or hanging laundry. Suddenly, we’re kind of obsessed.[…]

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Religious Leader Murders 4-Year-Old Boy He Suspected Was Gay

27-year-old Peter Lucas Moses is headed to jail for a long, long time. Moses, a religious fanatic and leader of a North Carolina cult-like group, is facing the death penalty after murdering two while the Lord’s Prayer played over the stereo in Hebrew. 4-year-old Jadon Higganbothan was shot to death[…]

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3 in 10 Americans Believe Bible Is the Literal Word of God

A Gallup (i.e. top notch) poll taken between May 5 and 8 of this year found that three in ten Americans believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. Damn the fact that there are countless translations offering contradictory interpretations, or the mountain of historical evidence which clearly[…]

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Sports
Former NFL’r David Tyree: I’d Trade My Super Bowl Win To Stop Gay Marriage

Former NFL star and Super Bowl 2007 champion David Tyree’s legacy was all set to be that of an accomplished sports hero. But now it’s looking like he will be remembered as that guy who tried to bribe God with a Super Bowl ring to put an end to gay[…]

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Sarah Palin Writes Email To Herself From God (Seriously)

Ahem. For your viewing (dis?)pleasure, Unicorn Booty proudly presents Sarah Palin’s email written to, um, Sarah Palin from…err…God. To the Sisters, Brother, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and Friends of Trig Paxson Van Palin (or whatever you end up naming him!): I am blessing you with this surprise baby because I[…]

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