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We’re OBSESSED: Where Is God Now?

Surely you’re familiar with Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam. The iconic piece shows God giving Darwin the finger…or something. Where is he now? helps people find God, in all of the usual and unusual places. Like crowdsurfing, in the bathtub, bungee jumping, or hanging laundry. Suddenly, we’re kind of obsessed. […]

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Religious Leader Murders 4-Year-Old Boy He Suspected Was Gay

27-year-old Peter Lucas Moses is headed to jail for a long, long time. Moses, a religious fanatic and leader of a North Carolina cult-like group, is facing the death penalty after murdering two while the Lord’s Prayer played over the stereo in Hebrew. 4-year-old Jadon Higganbothan was shot to death […]

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3 in 10 Americans Believe Bible Is the Literal Word of God

A Gallup (i.e. top notch) poll taken between May 5 and 8 of this year found that three in ten Americans believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. Damn the fact that there are countless translations offering contradictory interpretations, or the mountain of historical evidence which clearly […]

Sarah Palin Writes Email To Herself From God (Seriously)

Ahem. For your viewing (dis?)pleasure, Unicorn Booty proudly presents Sarah Palin’s email written to, um, Sarah Palin from…err…God. To the Sisters, Brother, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and Friends of Trig Paxson Van Palin (or whatever you end up naming him!): I am blessing you with this surprise baby because I […]