The President and numerous American psychological associations say that reparative therapy seriously harms LGBT people. So why haven’t we banned it yet? Here’s why…
A word from Michele and Marcus Bachmann about stuffing your soft penis into your wife’s vagina. “God has a plan for everyone. And sometimes he tricks you into thinking you like other men. It’s just a trick! God loves pranks!” Michele and Marcus Bachmann on Homosexuality – watch more funny […]
The fact that Ex-Gay Therapy is universally denounced as harmful and scientifically unsound (Re: bullshit) by every single national medical, psychological and psychiatric organization doesn’t stop loonies like Marcus Bachmann from giving it the old college try. Ex-Gay Conversion Therapy relies heavily on Christian teachings to…you know what? It doesn’t […]
Yes, yes, Cher is a legend and the best and ageless and a fierce advocate for gay rights and she totally got snubbed by the Oscars last year and blah blah blah. Nobody is negating that. However, all the Grammys in the world do not a good speller make. Real […]
Pure Film Creative has transformed the interwebs into the wild, wild West this morning by putting a $10,000 bounty on Marcus Bachmann‘s ass. “PFC will award $10,000.00 (ten thousand US dollars and zero cents) to any man who has solid, verifiable proof that he has had sex with Marcus Bachmann. We’ll consider […]
Minesota’s Anoka-Hennepin School District calls its sexual orientation policy “neutral”. but there is nothing neutral about preventing teachers from discussing homosexuality with students. The policy of silence, even in the face of out of control bullying against students perceived to be gay or lesbian, has led to no less than […]
In the continuing polarization of politics in the United States, Tea Party Nation founder Judson Philips published an essay railing against the “liberal mob psychology” of gay rights groups. Philips laments the aggression of gay rights groups in going after Michele Bachmann – especially when it comes to Marcus Bachmann’s […]
…Also, Michele and Marcus Bachmann are grifters and scumbags. But mostly just UGH at the Santorum-Santorum line. Dan Savage certainly says a mouthful on Real Time with Bill Maher. Santorum-Santotrum, anyone?
The Great Twitter Schism of 2012, Cher vs. The Bachmanns rages on today. A word of wisdom to both embittered parties; Spellcheck, spellcheck, spellcheck. [blackbirdpie url=”https://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/91559423360778240″] Oh girl! Sorry, but we don’t cosign on hanging people (even by their balls). Please find another way to make emasculating/testicle jokes about The […]
The Bachmann’s lip dub of Islands in the Stream wins the best Bachmann video of election preseason by a looooong shot. Bonus points for Marcus Bachmann taking on Dolly Parton’s part in the classic duet! Also, where does one find wallpaper of their own face? I think Dolly and Kenny […]
Jon Stewart finally blew his Marcus “is a gay barbarian” Bachmann load last night on The Daily Show, and boy was it juicy. Err…um…uh…what I mean to say is that Stewart took Michele “gays are Satan” Bachmann’s husband to task for his ridiculous self-hating views. Stewart, like the rest of […]
In the event of summertime reruns of SNL, Second City has picked up the “Michele and Marcus Bachmann are totally in a gay-shame sham marriage” torch. We barely even missed Kristen Wiig…barely. Looks about right to us.