A Wikileaks document-dump reveals that Hillary has some thoughts on queer people her campaign isn’t quite ready to share with the world. But share we must.
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From ‘The Donald’ to ‘Cauke for President,’ Here Are Our Top 5 Political Porn Parodies
PornHub’s just released a new VR porn film starring you as Donald Trump — which got us to thinking, what are the best political porn parodies?
What Happens If the Republicans Try To Dump Trump…
Republican efforts to stop Donald Trump may be too little, too late. Here’s what could happen if they try to steal the nomination from him.
8 Reasons to Defund Planned Parenthood and Why They’re Bullshit
Conservative politicians are threatening to shut down the government over Planned Parenthood, but all their talking points are a bunch of hot air. Come see!
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Sarah Palin: Blah, blah, blah, Hit Me Baby One More Time
Sarah Palin appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program last night to whine about Vice President Joe Biden comparing the Tea Party to domestic terrorists for their part in nearly collapsing the entire national financial system and throwing the country – no, the world – into a second Great Depression. […]
Sarah Palin’s Documentary is the Biggest Flop of the Year (Duh)
Sarah Palin’s ego-mercial “The Undefeated” is officially dead in the water. After two weeks of release, the documentary has failed to break even the $100,000 mark. A little perspective here:the film was estimated to cost a cool million dollars to produce. Not exactly a rosy return on investment. The film, […]
United States of Anal
A butt-shaking round of applause for our nation’s most anal state, Alaska. Levi, Bristol and Sarah Palin herself must be so proud. I hang my head in shame as the three states that I call home failed to even score a single anal bead in the anal infographic rankings. Why […]
Sarah Palin Writes Email To Herself From God (Seriously)
Ahem. For your viewing (dis?)pleasure, Unicorn Booty proudly presents Sarah Palin’s email written to, um, Sarah Palin from…err…God. To the Sisters, Brother, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and Friends of Trig Paxson Van Palin (or whatever you end up naming him!): I am blessing you with this surprise baby because I […]
Is Sarah Palin Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
Just stop. Seriously. Stop talking and go away. You are a caricature of your own caricature at this point. Elementary school students know more about our country’s history than you, and you are unfit to be president. Stop. Ugh.
Sarah Palin’s Tour Bus Gets Tagged: I, The Media Whore
Some brave soul had the balls to write what nearly everyone else in the world is already thinking about Sarah Palin’s Driving Miss Crazy east coast media tour. Naughty, naughty!
Driving Miss Crazy: Jon Stewart on Sarah Palin’s Tour Bus
“Has anyone ever stopped to consider the possibility that Sarah Palin and her family are driving from town to town solving mysteries and unmasking monsters at haunted amusement parks?” Yes. Yes. One thousand times, yes! Take it away, Jon! The Daily Show – Indecision 2012 – Driving Miss Crazy Tags: […]
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