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Sarah Palin: Blah, blah, blah, Hit Me Baby One More Time

Sarah Palin appeared on Sean Hannity’s Fox News program last night to whine about Vice President Joe Biden comparing the Tea Party to domestic terrorists for their part in nearly collapsing the entire national financial system and throwing the country – no, the world – into a second Great Depression. […]

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Sarah Palin’s Documentary is the Biggest Flop of the Year (Duh)

Sarah Palin’s ego-mercial “The Undefeated” is officially dead in the water. After two weeks of release, the documentary has failed to break even the $100,000 mark. A little perspective here:the film was estimated to cost a cool million dollars to produce. Not exactly a rosy return on investment. The film, […]

United States of Anal

A butt-shaking round of applause for our nation’s most anal state, Alaska. Levi, Bristol and Sarah Palin herself must be so proud. I hang my head in shame as the three states that I call home failed to even score a single anal bead in the anal infographic rankings. Why […]

Sarah Palin Writes Email To Herself From God (Seriously)

Ahem. For your viewing (dis?)pleasure, Unicorn Booty proudly presents Sarah Palin’s email written to, um, Sarah Palin from…err…God. To the Sisters, Brother, Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and Friends of Trig Paxson Van Palin (or whatever you end up naming him!): I am blessing you with this surprise baby because I […]

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Is Sarah Palin Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?

Just stop. Seriously. Stop talking and go away. You are a caricature of your own caricature at this point. Elementary school students know more about our country’s history than you, and you are unfit to be president. Stop. Ugh.