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Satirical Newspaper “The Onion” Calls It Quits

The long-lived satirical newspaper announced this week that it has printed its last edition.

Lesbian Opens Satirical Rent-A-Minority Site, Gets Actual Interest

With a “minority for every occasion”, RentAMinority.com can add an exotic edge to any event … quashing diversity quotas with the click of a button!

Now Ben Carson And Jeb Bush Have Joined Hornet!

This just in: Two MORE Presidential candidates have been spotted on Hornet! It’s some sort of political gay orgy! Let’s see who Jeb Bush and Dr. Ben Carson’s ideal mates are.

Charlie Hebdo’s Latest Threats Are Coming From Inside The House

After January’s terrorist attack on the French satirical cartoon newspaper, Charlie Hebdo’s facing new troubles… this time from their own offices.