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Satirical Newspaper “The Onion” Calls It Quits

Entertainment News
April 1, 2016 by Hornet Staff

The long-lived satirical newspaper announced this week that it has printed its last edition.

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Lesbian Opens Satirical Rent-A-Minority Site, Gets Actual Interest

With a “minority for every occasion”, RentAMinority.com can add an exotic edge to any event … quashing diversity quotas with the click of a button!

Now Ben Carson And Jeb Bush Have Joined Hornet!

Politics
November 22, 2015 by Matt Keeley

This just in: Two MORE Presidential candidates have been spotted on Hornet! It’s some sort of political gay orgy! Let’s see who Jeb Bush and Dr. Ben Carson’s ideal mates are.

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Charlie Hebdo’s Latest Threats Are Coming From Inside The House

Books News
May 25, 2015 by Matt Keeley

After January’s terrorist attack on the French satirical cartoon newspaper, Charlie Hebdo’s facing new troubles… this time from their own offices.

VNYL ‘The Netflix Of Records’ Sucks. So Try NCRNBTY, Our New Music Service!

Music
May 17, 2015 by Matt Keeley

Why pay VNYL $25 to send you crappy dollar-bin finds when you can pay us $50 to send you crappy music instead?

Sometimes God Tricks You Into Thinking You Like Other Men. God LOVES Pranks!

Video
August 4, 2011 by Kevin Farrell

A word from Michele and Marcus Bachmann about stuffing your soft penis into your wife’s vagina. “God has a plan for everyone. And sometimes he tricks you into thinking you like other men. It’s just a trick! God loves pranks!” Michele and Marcus Bachmann on Homosexuality – watch more funny […]

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Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?

Entertainment
July 28, 2011 by Kevin Farrell

A blast from the past from The Onion that is still quite topical and relevant today. I know what you’re saying: Brandon, you’re just perpetuating the stereotype that homosexuals are superhuman. That is totally not true. All I’m saying is, with their boundless energy and talents, they make us straight […]

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Michele Bachmann’s Gay Lovers Speak Out

Video
July 25, 2011 by Kevin Farrell

Three of Michele Bachmann‘s past lesbian lovers lay down the dirty talk on how they got the Tea Party leader “with the bone structure of a fucking Disney princess” into the sack. Cheyenne, “B”, and Carrie will never forget the day they first bit from forbidden Bachmann fruit. Flapjacks. Skip […]

Michele and Marcus ‘Ex-Gay’ Bachmann’s Impression of a Married Couple

Video
July 13, 2011 by Kevin Farrell

In the event of summertime reruns of SNL, Second City has picked up the “Michele and Marcus Bachmann are totally in a gay-shame sham marriage” torch. We barely even missed Kristen Wiig…barely. Looks about right to us.