In this week’s roundup of the five stories you need to know for brunch, we look at the Cuba marriage equality fight and RuPaul’s brand-new Emmy
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People Are Legitimately Worried That Men Could Become Infertile by the Year 2060
Men have a 50% lower sperm count than they did 40 years ago, and it’s caused by plastics
At Last, Smartphones Can Tell You Your Sperm Count
A new smartphone app will let you take your sperm count at home, saving time and money. Fortunately, it’s not as messy as it sounds.
Should You Introduce Semen Into Your Diet?
Who doesn’t love a homemade shake? But for all the claims about protein and calcium, is it a good idea to eat semen regularly? Unicorn Booty investigates…
Your Balls Have Taste Buds That Keep You Fertile
Did you know that your testicles can taste things? Not only that, but without those taste buds, your balls won’t even work at all! Why?
Silver-Threaded Undies Protect Your Junk From Harmful Cell Phone Radiation
British scientist Joseph Perkins has just launched Wireless Armour, a new underwear line designed to protect your sperm from wireless and 4G radiation.