In a surprising turn, at last night’s big Republican fundraiser, presidential candidate Ted Cruz made an appearance. While the Tea Party candidate has long been at odds with the GOP establishment, his speech was embraced by Trump and Cruz fans alike — delivered while dressed in full drag as “Big Splenda”, adding “She’s sweet, and not artificial!”
Appearing completely covered in sequins, Cruz announced to the crowd, “Campaigning can be a real drag, and that’s why I wore my best hee…”
Really? You thought this would be real?