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The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage: No Gay Potatoes Politics

The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage: No Gay Potatoes

Written by Kevin Farrell on April 04, 2017
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Silly homo, marriage is for straights. Presenting the definitive argument against gay marriage: No Gay Potatoes.

“Hey potato, why don’t you just roll around in it. Yeah, just get yourself all nice and wet. And then, oh yeah…that’s real good. Yeah, YEAH! All over me! ALL OVER ME. YEAH! Soak me in it.”

It all makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

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