The Naughty, Naughty Completely SFW Homemade Sexytimes Music Video

The Naughty, Naughty Completely SFW Homemade Sexytimes Music Video

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Elektrotechnique, De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig, Lernert Engelberts, Sander Plug

There’s no nudity, and no porn stars. Heck, there aren’t even people. Yet somehow the homemade sex machines created by Lernert Engelberts and Sander Plug make De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig’s Elektrotechnique the absolute filthiest piece of perversion we’ve ever had the pleasure to lay our peepers on.

We’re not even sure what some of these things are meant to do! Absolutely stunning!

Elektrotechnique from Lernert & Sander on Vimeo.

Which machine is your favorite? We’re all about the high heels!

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