The Non-Stop, All-Comers, Mega-Orgy Case for Gay Marriage

The Non-Stop, All-Comers, Mega-Orgy Case for Gay Marriage

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Attention haters and homophobes: Drop the “unnatural” argument when attacking gays…

…or we won’t invite you to our next mega-orgy featuring every single member of our social network.

These bonobos are sure to hit their 1000 sex partner quota way before us!

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