The NSFW Penis Identification Guide

The NSFW Penis Identification Guide

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It’s been about 200 years or so since we checked in on the state of phallic diversity, so boy oh boy were we pleased to find Manhunt’s handy dandy crotch candy guide in our inbox this morning.

Manhunt is all about the penis. We essentially traffic in it. Celebrating the diversity of schlong all over the world could be one of our mission statements.

It’s always nice in our line of work to have a reference guide for easy identification. So we rounded up the 8 most common types of cock that we encounter, put em’ in a line-up, and created this handy graphic. How well do YOU know your penises? Don’t worry, they can’t see or hear you through the one way mirror. We know Donkey Dick can be especially intimidating. Feel free to print this out and laminate them for easy use. Does anyone need a wallet size?

What – no blunt, bottle or prow?! Penises, they are a changin’.

Anteater, mushroom, donkey? What’s growing on YOU?

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More UB infographics over HERE.

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