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Sense8, gay, porn, parody, Men.com,

The ‘Sense8’ Gay Porn Parody is an Ultra Low-Budget Knock-Off of the Sexier Show

Everyone knows there’s no money in porn: free porn-tube sites have increased piracy and decreased the number of paying masturbators; even the biggest name porn actors only snag about $24,000 a year and mostly use videos to advertise their more-profitable escort services. So when Men.com announced their porn parody of Sense8, the Wachowski sisters’ queer sci-fi Netflix series, we wondered how in the world they could afford it.

After all, Sense8 literally takes place in cities around the world, features a cast of multi-racial LGBT actors and is dripping with colorful art-direction and fast-paced action scenes — the show literally has an estimated budget of $9 million PER EPISODE —to get an idea of what that $9 million pays for, watch the trailer for Sense8 season one below:

So how can any porn studio hope to top that? Answer: they don’t.

Instead, Men.com has made a very cisgender, light-skinned, strictly gay and non-international version set mostly in empty apartment buildings and a rooftop; the entire thing looks like it was shot for a few thousand dollars, if that.

We’re not hating: the queer community has long had a penchant for re-mixing mainstream fantasy and sci-fi work into erotic fan-fiction; it’s just that Sense8 already features a lot of queer sex (all of it very hot), and so Men.com’s version just can’t compete, even if it does feature hung muscle-studs like Paddy O’Brian, Logan Moore, Hector de Silva, Sunny Colucci, Jay Roberts and Gabriel Cross.

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Before we go any further, take a look at the trailer to Sense8: A Gay XXX Parody:

Pretty underwhelming, eh?

For anyone who hasn’t seen Sense8, it’s basically a queer fantasy about eight individuals around the world who can telepathically inhabit each other’s bodies. This includes being able to fight and speak for one another and, in one very hot scene in episode six, literally having a telepathic orgy. Let’s watch a clip of that below (you’re welcome):

Luckily, the Sense8 porn parody director Alter Sin (a pseudonym, most likely) has kept this orgy sensibility. He told The Huffington Post: “When I saw the Sense8 orgy, I knew the scene tapped into a primal fantasy. We wanted to create an experience where gay men could imagine what it’s like to be inside the bodies of other men, and feel the sensations of seven other guys simultaneously.”

Sadly, the trailer doesn’t really hint at how this whole body-switching mind-fuckery could play out, especially since the parody’s promotion only lists two men appearing in each installment (yawn). Oh well, at least we still have Men.com’s Star Wars porn parody to lean back on — that one at least had real stormtrooper uniforms! And if that doesn’t work for you, you can always call the Wookie phone sex hotline.

And while we’ve got some hot pics from the Sense8 parody below, if you need some actual sex, check out some the XXX pics at the excellent gay porn blog Queer Me Now.

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The Sense8 men get into one another’s bodies (image via QueerMeNow – NSFW)

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