The Tutor: 1/3 of Americans Think The Bible Is Literally True

The Tutor: 1/3 of Americans Think The Bible Is Literally True

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What happens when a children’s Bible tutor leaves no story untold? Ridiculousness ensues.

“If you make fun of bald people, or if you fornicate with angels, God will kill you with a bear or sulfur rain.

And “Oh! No sex with dad. (Unless he’s drunk and in a cave.)”

It frightens the bejeezus out of me that one third of the country believes the stories in the Bible are all literal truth.

No sex with dad, indeed!

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