PICS: The U.S. Men’s Gymnastics Team Gets the Gold in Sexy Hotness

PICS: The U.S. Men’s Gymnastics Team Gets the Gold in Sexy Hotness

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The United States Men’s Gymnastic team is so hot that they deserve a gold medal in the sexiness Olympics — though if the sexiness Olympics actually existed, the gold medals would just melt the instant they touched their bodies.

In fact, the gymnastics team is so hot that The Wall Street Journal says they actually want to be objectified to help raise their popularity, and we’re certainly down for helping with that — anything for the good ol’ U.S. of A!

So as part of our patriotic duty, we’ve assembled a bunch of thirst-inducing pics of each gymnast and linked each gymnast’s name to their own personal page with lots more pics (and a bonus video for each!) — just click and let the boys give you the sweats.

Even though the team didn’t medal in the Rio 2016 Olympic Summer Games, they’ve all won gold in our hearts!

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