The West Hollywood Gay To-Do List

The West Hollywood Gay To-Do List

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We are LOVING this to-do list making the rounds online. The note, found on a West Hollywood gym floor, is written on a dermatologist’s letterhead, and is pretty much everything terrible you could ever hope to find in a vain, gay man.

We can get onboard* with homeboy’s resolutions to only use narcotics at work, and have sex with Chris ONLY, but no Moondoggies for three moreweeks?! That’s just crazy talk.

*Eh. Not really.

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