The West Hollywood Gay To-Do List

We are LOVING this to-do list making the rounds online. The note, found on a West Hollywood gym floor, is written on a dermatologist’s letterhead, and is pretty much everything terrible you could ever hope to find in a vain, gay man.

We can get onboard* with homeboy’s resolutions to only use narcotics at work, and have sex with Chris ONLY, but no Moondoggies for three moreweeks?! That’s just crazy talk.

*Eh. Not really.