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Pokémon, Fuckémon, gay porn parody, Men.com, Will Braun, Johnny rapid,

The ‘Pokémon Go’ Gay Porn Parody Looks Both Fun and Horrible

Pokémon Go, the augmented reality mobile creature catching game, lost over 15 million players in the last month alone — probably because it’s hot as hell outside and the game is glitchy, “bland and repetitive”. But two sexual entrepreneurs have an idea on how to keep you interested: first with Pokémon-themed dildos and now with a Pokémon-themed gay porn parody entitled (get this) Fuckémon.

If you’re wondering how anyone could turn an innocent game involving adorable cartoon monsters into a porn with actual man-fucking, you’re not alone. In Men.com’s parody, twinkish porn stars Johnny Rapid and Will Braun play Pokémon hunters Ash and Brock and muscleman Adam Bryant plays a non-copyright-infringing(?) monster called Peek-a-choo. Peek-a-choo initially appears a guy standing around in a shoddy Pikachu costume, but after Ash tries to catch him, Peek-a-choo evolves (or something) into a tattooed top wearing fake ears and a yellow thong.

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Ash then catches Peek-a-choo (like, in the butt) while Brock performs a special move that probably isn’t sanctioned by the official game. We totally thought Peek-a-choo would be a bottom, but lo and behold, it’s just one of the many mysteries in the Fuckémon universe!

Another mystery: how is Men.com — makers of the Star Wars porn parody — going to tease out this threadbare premise into multiple installments? That’s right, this scene is just part one of an ongoing saga. But will fans stick around to watch Ash catch another cock-monster or will they abandon it just like 15 million other players did?

We’ve got some SFW GIFs of Fuckémon below, but if you can also see some NSFW pics here.

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