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Dude, where’s my car Thor Lightning Hammer?! It shoots thunder and lightning, makes you do flips and somersaults, and comes with a HAT! ZOMG! Seriously, if you don’t watch this commercial, I am buying one myself and using it to knock down your door. BOOM! Really puts those Hulk Smash fists[…]

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Dude, where’s my car Thor Lightning Hammer?! It shoots thunder and lightning, makes you do flips and somersaults, and comes with a HAT! ZOMG!

Seriously, if you don’t watch this commercial, I am buying one myself and using it to knock down your door. BOOM!

Really puts those Hulk Smash fists from a few years back to shame. You go you big thunder god, you!

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Mighty Mjolnir - Heck yes!

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