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Meet Tree Man, a Sexy Fitness Athlete the Internet Is Full-On Obsessed With
When Twitter user @vickto_willy published a series of tweets along with a photo saying, “This is not a man, this is a tree” — the internet fell in love. But who is the mystery tree man?
After some investigating, the internet discovered that the object of Willy’s affection was Danny Jones.
Jones is a fitness athlete and online personal trainer based in Southern California. At 6’7″, he is a tall glass of protein shake.
We can’t help but drool over Jones’ Instagram that shows the mountain man enjoying pizza, wearing bras, showing off his bare booty and posing next to doors. Random, but who are we to judge? We just took a photo of a vintage Britney Spears poster we had bought from The Wall.
Here are 16 photos of “Tree Man” paired with some random observations:
1. This is the photo that made Tree Man famous.
2. Tree Man loves posing next to doors to show his size.
3. Here he is with another one, only this time shirtless.
4. These jorts are actually an extra large, but on him they are tight AF. So tight they are actually now considered janties, or jean panties.
6. We love that he explores his feminine side, even if it is at Halloween.
7. He has a tendency to cover his junk with things, like roosters …
8. … and smiley faces.
Current condition. 262 lbs. – I've come to the realization the longer I do this, the more my perspective changes. My idea of an off week is now much different than what it once was. There is no need to be perfect, just show consistent improvement and your best weeks now will look like a bad weeks in the future. – Questions? Email me or visit my site. ? email@example.com ? www.dannyjonesfitness.com –
9. With a body like that, we can forgive the flip flops.
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10. We’re hoping he joins a nudist colony so we see his bare cheeks more often.
12. Oh, and he supports gay businesses — and go-go boys.
13. He looks even better when he’s wet.
14. He defies science, eating pizza while still having abs.
15. He seems to be sexually open.
15. But he’s mask for mask.
16. That doesn’t mean his inner queen doesn’t come out once in a while.
Find Danny Jones on Instagram here.
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