Meet Tree Man, a Sexy Fitness Athlete the Internet Is Full-On Obsessed With

When Twitter user @vickto_willy published a series of tweets along with a photo saying, “This is not a man, this is a tree” — the internet fell in love. But who is the mystery tree man?

After some investigating, the internet discovered that the object of Willy’s affection was Danny Jones.

Jones is a fitness athlete and online personal trainer based in Southern California. At 6’7″, he is a tall glass of protein shake.

We can’t help but drool over Jones’ Instagram that shows the mountain man enjoying pizza, wearing bras, showing off his bare booty and posing next to doors. Random, but who are we to judge? We just took a photo of a vintage Britney Spears poster we had bought from The Wall.

Here are 16 photos of “Tree Man” paired with some random observations:

1. This is the photo that made Tree Man famous.