Trump Celebrates Impending Loss with Creepy-Ass Trump Cake

Trump Celebrates Impending Loss with Creepy-Ass Trump Cake

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Soon-to-be failed U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump has had a rough day: not only did he get booed when he went to vote and had to peek just to make sure his own wife was voting for him, but he also got a creepy-ass cake of himself delivered to Trump Tower, presumably to enjoy while losing. It’s almost as creepy as that creepy-ass statue of Lucille Ball — f’realz.

Is there any symbol more fitting than a megalomaniac eating a cake of themselves? Perhaps it will give Trump the energy he needs to contest the election results for weeks to come!

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