Trump Supporters Threaten to Boycott Hawaii; Hawaii Celebrates

On Wednesday, a Hawaiian judge blocked Trump’s second attempt to ban Muslims from entering the United States.

In response, Trump supporters threatened to boycott the state of Hawaii. They started a hashtag #BoycottHawaii and posted angrily about it on Twitter.

Some Trump supporters were so mad they forgot about the attacks on Pearl Harbor:

One Trump supporter even threatened to visit Galveston:

For the record, this is Kona, Hawaii:

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This is Galveston, Texas:

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Sure, Hawaii has sparkling beaches, sapphire-blue water, rich culture, stunning geography and gorgeous hula dancers, but Galveston has something they don’t: flesh-eating bacteria.

Hawaii, for its part, couldn’t be happier. Why would anybody want a bunch of obnoxious, small-minded jerks around anyway?

Will the MAGA chuds really boycott Hawaii? Probably not. Most of them probably weren’t planning to visit in the first place. We expect this campaign to turn out as well as their attempt to boycott Starbucks, or Hamilton, or Kellogg’s.

But in the meantime, if you’re trying to get away from Trump supporters, Hawaii sounds like a pretty great place to visit.