It’s hard to imagine that anyone’s still an undecided voter, but hey — last week, Ken Bone got famous for being one. But if there’s something that’s going to push anyone off the fence, it’s probably this:Donald Trump Election 2016 Hillary Clinton Madonna oral sex
If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job, okay? You know I’m good. I’m good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time. I have a lot of eye contact. Yeah, and I do swallow.We think this might be enough to sway most hardcore Trump fans too — if nothing else, wouldn’t voting for Hillary be worth it for the story of your night with Madonna?
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