United States of Anal

A butt-shaking round of applause for our nation’s most anal state, Alaska. Levi, Bristol and Sarah Palin herself must be so proud.

I hang my head in shame as the three states that I call home failed to even score a single anal bead in the anal infographic rankings. Why so serious, Washington, Louisiana and Pennsylvania? It’s hard to fit beads in your butt when you already have a stick up your ass.

Zing!

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ANALaska?

How adorable is the tugboat full of anal beads on its way to Texas? If Trojan’s sex toy food truck doesn’t work out, we’d love to see them try this next!

How anal is your state?

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