Usher’s Bashful Penis Signals the End of Naked Celebrity Summer 2016

Usher’s Bashful Penis Signals the End of Naked Celebrity Summer 2016

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Last month, R&B singer/songwriter Usher released his latest album Hard II Love, and this month he released his hard, lovable body on Twitter in a tasteful black-and-white pic that delivers an eyeful of his muscular pecs, tattooed biceps and a smattering of pubes concealed by a comforter (stewpid comforter!).

It’s actually the second near-nude shot he has released — the first was a racy shower Snapchat from April 2016 revealing his eggplant’s tip and base mostly concealed by a sweating emoji (stewpid emoji!).

Usher’s penis is like a groundhog whose shyness officially signals the end of the Summer of Celebrity Peen. Bring on the pumpkin spice and warm blankets — you shan’t be seeing celebrity dongs for a while now that it’s getting colder.

 

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