Penis costume man attacked in Glastonbury street
Penis costume man attacked in Glastonbury street

Vagina To The Rescue When Man In Penis Costume Attacked On Street

A woman dressed as a giant vagina was forced to intervene when a man in a penis costume was attacked on an English street. Although this happened back in 2013, it’s making the rounds again and really, it’s a timeless story that can be told over and over again.

The tourist town of Glastonbury has a reputation for being pretty New Age-y, and a group calling itself the Nomadic Academy of Fools was doing street theatre to promote two of its shows entitled Women Who Wank and The Penis Monologues.

A passerby got offended by the genitalia and started yelling. “I could tell by his body language that he was really angry,” said walking penis Chris Murray. “I tried to calm him down, I wasn’t looking for a fight; but he grabbed my hat, tore it off and chucked it on the pavement.” Murray’s hat was the tip of his penis, and he didn’t appreciate the circumcision.

A bystander called the police, but by the time they arrived the actors had already returned to the theater. An officer told the actors that they couldn’t do street theater any more, at least not while dressed as giant sex organs. The group consented.

“We’re trying to highlight the contradiction in society,” said oversized vagina Joanne Tremarco.

“We were deeply surprised by the reaction of the police in this situation,” said a spokesperson for the Assembly Rooms, the theatre where the plays were being staged. “This is not the first time these shows have been performed here.”