Around 2 a.m. this morning, Shanghaiist reports, a man from China’s Jiangsu province took the brilliant initiative to slip into a steel penis trap (basically an extreme cock ring that’s bolted shut) and then go to sleep. After he woke up, he tried to remove it, but he soon discovered that his penis was hopelessly trapped in the penis trap.
After doctors were unable to help him, the man turned to the fire department, who apparently have experience dealing with this sort of thing. They freed him with the aid of a saw, as you can see in this terrifying clip that ended up going viral on Weibo (it’s technically SFW because they blur out his junk):
We hate to kinkshame, but please don’t get your penis trapped in a penis trap. Fire fighters have more important things to do, like pose for sexy calendars.