Let’s face it, you can really size a man up by his phone. Fellas rocking old-timey bricks that don’t even have Snake on them, let alone apps can just keep on walking. It’s just not going to work out between us. That’s why we’re stoked that Amazon Wireless is showing off some of their shining stars for our shining stars. So just what does your phone say about you? Let’s get into it.
A triple shot espresso with a Redbull back, and that’s before you even leave for work in the morning. You’re not just a grab-the-bull-by-the-horns kind of kind. Heck, you strap a jetpack onto it and fly it to work. Rush hour traffic is for suckers, after all. You’re a Thunderbolt man! Hear you roar!
One of the world’s first 4G LTE Android smartphones, the HTC ThunderBolt 4G for Verizon Wireless takes advantage of the fastest, most advanced 4G network in America. It’s powered by a lightning-quick 1 GHz Snapdragon processor and offers a vibrantly colorful 4.3-inch Super LCD multi-touch display. And with the Android 2.2 OS, you’ll be able to experience the full Internet thanks to its support for Adobe Flash 10.1–enabling you to play games, watch videos, and more.
Wall Street’s troubles were no sweat off your back. Your stock portfolio brings in more annually than most small countries do. You’re a man with a plan, and that plan is to CASH. THOSE. CHECKS. You know that time is money, and you’ve got no time for service outages. That’s why you’re a TerreStar Genus Windows Satellite Phone kind of guy. The only thing longer than the name of your phone, is the digits in your bank account. Cha-ching!
Stay connected wherever you roam–in the city or off the grid–with the TerreStar GENUS Windows Mobile 6.5 Professional smartphone from AT&T, which provides both cellular and satellite connectivity. Intended to be used primarily as an everyday mobile device, the TerreStar GENUS is an innovative dual-mode device with cellular wireless capability as the primary default mode and satellite access capability as a secondary option for voice, data, and messaging.
Those who are willing to settle for just the world as their oyster are leaving most of the universe untapped. That’s where you come in, living proof that you can have it ALL. Your interior designer can text you photos of the beach house makeover, while you video chat into your conference call in Tokyo. And when it’s time to kick up your heels for some R&R, you’ll chill out while watching Inception. It comes preloaded on your Samsung Galaxy S 4G, after all.
T-Mobile’s first smartphone capable of delivering theoretical peak download speeds of up to 21 Mbps, the Samsung Vibrant 4G Galaxy S smartphone also offers unparalleled entertainment including mobile HDTV through T-Mobile TV, the Oscar-nominated film Inception, and T-Mobile Video Chat powered by Qik.
You won prom king by a landslide, played quarterback on the football team, and got a full scholarship offer to every school you applied to. Not to mention your hilarious skate video racking up 10 million views after it went viral. You’re always first picked, and you never second guess yourself. You’re amazing. You’re phenomenal. You’re incredible! And now your phone is too thanks to the HTC Droid Incredible 2. You go boy!
The Droid Incredible 2 by HTC is ready to party. Its sleek, all-black design will get looks, and front and back cameras can help capture a scene, start a conversation, or snap a self-portrait. You can record the night’s most memorable moments in 720p HD video for sharing later.
Kids these days – they just don’t appreciate the classics. Paris and Nicole. Brody and Spencer. Lindsay and an acting career! You hearken for a simpler time when the only care you had in the world was just who was going to refill your drink while you texted your best boys from a floatie in the pool. Bright lights and late nights are your bread and butter. You’re already living the dream, and you’re bringing your Sidekick 4G along for the ride.
Powered by Android and manufactured by Samsung, the new T-Mobile Sidekick 4G pays tribute to its heritage with its stylish good looks and a killer keyboard while redefining messaging and upgrading to 4G speeds. One of T-Mobile’s fastest smartphones running on America’s Largest 4G Network, the new Sidekick 4G is capable of delivering theoretical peak download speeds of up to 21 Mbps.
The 80’s Baby
Your geeky best friend does all your homework for you, you only rock the most radical acid washed jeans, and every girl at Bayside wants to go out with you. Life would be perfect if the principal would stay out of your wheeling and dealing, and if Kelly would hurry up and dump that musclehead on the wrestling team already. You aren’t going to wait around forever after all…Pshh! Heck, you don’t see anyone else in this town with a cellphone, do you? Yup, now that you’ve got a Motorola DynaTAC life is pretty freaking sweet.
These phones and so, so many more are available for sale on Amazon Wireless. Go pick yourself up something nice. You deserve it, Gorgeous.
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