What Would Cap’n Crunch Do: The Last Breakfast

What Would Cap’n Crunch Do: The Last Breakfast

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Bow down before the fantesticles piece of beauty that is artist Brian Stuckey’s masterpiece. Cap’n Crunch sits in for Jesus at the Last Supper table, while his disciples Count Chocula, Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, and Lucky argue over what we can only assume is whose penis is the biggest product has the highest sugar content.

It took him three months to build the characters and set, and now he’s making prints available to all you cereal fiends out there.

A giant version of the photo along with prints of the portrait are for sale at BrianStuckeyArt.com. I’d totally purchase one, but I’m afraid that it would clash with the Campbell’s Soup portraits in the study, and giant McDonald’s arches I’m currently using as a headboard. Alas…

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