Would You Use Ke$ha Condoms?

Would You Use Ke$ha Condoms?

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For those of you just dying to cover your naughty parts in Ke$ha’s face, the singer is set to release her own imprint of condoms. The singer has inked a deal with Lifestyles to produce condoms with her face on the packet that will be shot into the audience in a glitter bomb during her live shows.

This has reportedly been a dream of Ke$ha’s for years, which we absolutely believe. Homegirl is twisted like that.

The U.S. Passport office and DMV’s across the country are no doubt groaning in preparation for a whole slew of little dollar sign-afflicted tots in the future. NewKerala reports:

“You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you”ll get a special edition KeUSD ha condom,” she said.

“If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.”

Lord help us all. Would you ever use a Ke$ha condom?

Via NewKerala

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