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Zombies and babies have more in common than you might initially think. Who would win in a fight? (via site that doesn’t seem to actually exist at this moment, howtobeadad)

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Zombies and babies have more in common than you might initially think. Who would win in a fight?

(via site that doesn’t seem to actually exist at this moment, howtobeadad)

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id=”attachment_9572″ Ah, yes. It’s all so clear to me now.

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