Drones Are the Future of Dildo Technology

Drones Are the Future of Dildo Technology

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Dildos make such great self-pleasuring and protesting tools, it’s no wonder Ted Cruz wanted to ban them throughout Texas! In that spirit, we wondered: what would happen if someone combined drone technology with them? And then we found two videos that answered the question — prepare for a phallic-shaped glimpse into the future!

The video above is a comedy short for a fictional “dildo drone” — a great way to service yourself while keeping both your hands free — and the video below is an older one a flying dildo interrupting a 2008 Russian press conference — lucky for the speaker, the dildo does not smack him in the face, unlike this guy.

They’re both intended as jokes, but we predict we’ll see a lot more of these videos as time goes on. You just wait…

 

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