Jewelry can serve as a nice gift, but honestly, isn’t it getting a little cliché? And sure, it’s nice to look at, but what else can you really do with jewelry? Sex toys, on the other hand, are way more unique, useful and sometimes funny. But you can’t just give your boo some cheap, plastic bullet vibrator — or else that’ll be the only way you’re having sex for a while.
But what if we told you that there’s a company that combines the luxury (and price) of jewelry with the fun of sexual pleasure. Well, the LELO EARL butt plug is the answer to all your premium sex toy questions.
Pitched “exclusively for the Golden Boy,” the company says the LELO EARL is “for refined gentlemen who know that you can’t put a price on luxury — or on pleasure.” They did put a price on it, though: a whopping $2,590.
The butt plug is made of 24-karat gold and comes with branded cufflinks to add some workwear flair. But you don’t have to take our word for it. Listen to Athena, one of the two 5-star reviewers: “The added bonus of the cufflinks that come with the product could mean that whenever he wears them, I know I’m in for a night of fun! A great anniversary gift — until we make it to our ‘golden’ one!”
But don’t fret. If you’re not looking to loosen those purse strings so much, LELO has a stainless steel version of the EARL, which can be yours for the low price of $1,590.
This lavish butt plug isn’t the only
ridiculously priced luxury item from LELO. There are golden ben-wa balls and personal massagers — oh, and a vibrator retailing at $15,000.
Can you really put a price on personal indulgence? Apparently you can.
Would you ever shell out that much cash for the LELO EARL? Do you own any other premium sex toys? Sound off in the comments below.
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