This Holiday Season, There’s a $2,600 Butt Plug With Your Loved One’s Name On It
Jewelry can serve as a nice holiday gift, but honestly, isn’t it a little cliché? Sure, it’s nice to look at, but what else can you really do with jewelry? Sex toys, on the other hand, are way more unique and useful. But don’t even think about giving your boo some cheap, plastic bullet vibrator — unless you want to usher in the new year while single AF. Instead, consider a golden butt plug.
Yes, what if we told you there’s a company that combines the luxury (and price) of jewelry with the fun of sexual pleasure? Well, the LELO EARL golden butt plug is the answer to your sex toy conundrum.
Pitched “exclusively for the Golden Boy” (or girl, or enby) the company says the LELO EARL is for “refined” individuals who “know that you can’t put a price on luxury — or on pleasure.”
To be clear, they did put a price on it, though: a whopping $2,590.
This golden butt plug is made of 24-karat gold and comes with branded cufflinks to add some workwear flair. But you don’t have to take our word for it. Listen to Athena, one of the two 5-star reviewers: “The added bonus of the cufflinks that come with the product could mean that whenever he wears them, I know I’m in for a night of fun! A great anniversary gift — until we make it to our ‘golden’ one!”
And if you’re not looking to loosen those purse strings quite that much, LELO also has a stainless steel version of the EARL, which can be yours for the (lower) price of $1,590.
And these lavish butt plugs aren’t the only luxury items from LELO. The brand also sells golden ben-wa balls and personal massagers — oh, and a vibrator retailing at $15,000.
Can you really put a price on personal indulgence? Apparently, yes, you can.