We never thought we’d see the day when we’d list a companion you can purchase in our current obsessions list, but that day is here. And if you aren’t looking for a robotic lover, we still have you covered. From the new Sashay Away doormat to some padded briefs perfect for Pride, here is what we’re obsessed with this week.
1. Henry the Sexbot
Henry isn’t like any blow-up doll we’ve seen. This 5’11” beauty with perfect washboard abs even has his own brain — powered by artificial intelligence. The next generation of sexbot, Henry can have basic conversations and provide companionship. For a cool $12K, you can have your dream guy shipped to you next year. $12,000, RealBotix
2. Steampunk sunglasses from Yohji Yamamoto
This avant-garde designer from Japan knows a thing or two about futuristic design. These Steampunk sunglasses from Yamamoto perfectly combine style with a cool, revolutionary look. The collection features four different models — though our favorite are these classic round frames covered with a single rectangular lens. $485-$595, ssense.com
3. Boosted Mini S Electric Skateboard
Summer is for skateboarding! And the best way to get around is on this electric model from Boosted Board. The Boosted Mini S features a deep-dish composite deck and has a top speed of 18 m.p.h. while taking you up to seven miles away on a single charge. $749, buyboostedboards.com
4. Sashay Away doormat
Sick of unwanted solicitors and nosy neighbors? Show them how you really feel with Mama Ru’s favorite catchphrase. This non-slip doormat will tell everyone to just sashay away. The mat is easy to clean, but it’s probably not the ideal spot for a death drop. $27, firebox.com
5. Padded briefs from Rounderbum
Squats are the worst. But you won’t need to do them anymore, thanks to this genius invention from Rounderbum! You might have seen this on Shark Tank, or more recently on RuPaul’s Drag Race, you can get your own Pride edition briefs with hidden padding giving you instant definition. $25, rounderbum.com
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