Michele Bachmann News and Stories
So that you’re prepared at brunch, we’ve got info on Super Bowl Sunday, a petition concerning Amazon and, of course, our Whackjob of the Week
A word from Michele and Marcus Bachmann about stuffing your soft penis into your wife’s vagina. “God has a plan for everyone. And sometimes he tricks you into thinking you like other men. It’s just a trick! God loves pranks!” Michele and Marcus Bachmann on Homosexuality – watch more funny[…]
On the very same day that the American Psychological Association announced it has unanimously voted to support federal recognition of same-sex marriage – because, hello SCIENCE – the bigots over at the National Organization for Marriage are dancing around waving an idiotic pledge signed by a few of the Republican[…]
Yes, yes, Cher is a legend and the best and ageless and a fierce advocate for gay rights and she totally got snubbed by the Oscars last year and blah blah blah. Nobody is negating that. However, all the Grammys in the world do not a good speller make. Real[…]
Unabashedly anti-gay school district policies are on the up and up in America. For all our victories in winning LGBT students to great Gay-Straight Alliances in their school, these efforts are a pittance compared to the districtwide and sometimes statewide bans on even the mention of the words “gay” or[…]
Pure Film Creative has transformed the interwebs into the wild, wild West this morning by putting a $10,000 bounty on Marcus Bachmann‘s ass. “PFC will award $10,000.00 (ten thousand US dollars and zero cents) to any man who has solid, verifiable proof that he has had sex with Marcus Bachmann. We’ll consider[…]
Three of Michele Bachmann‘s past lesbian lovers lay down the dirty talk on how they got the Tea Party leader “with the bone structure of a fucking Disney princess” into the sack. Cheyenne, “B”, and Carrie will never forget the day they first bit from forbidden Bachmann fruit. Flapjacks. Skip[…]
Minesota’s Anoka-Hennepin School District calls its sexual orientation policy “neutral”. but there is nothing neutral about preventing teachers from discussing homosexuality with students. The policy of silence, even in the face of out of control bullying against students perceived to be gay or lesbian, has led to no less than[…]
Michelle Bachmann is surging ahead in the polls, and it’s becoming clear that her increasing wackiness is directly correlated to her popularity – this is America after all! Case in point: a new recording from 2006 has surfaced in which candidate Bachmann creepily declares that we are in “the last days”[…]
In the continuing polarization of politics in the United States, Tea Party Nation founder Judson Philips published an essay railing against the “liberal mob psychology” of gay rights groups. Philips laments the aggression of gay rights groups in going after Michele Bachmann – especially when it comes to Marcus Bachmann’s[…]
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