Everything’s On Sale at the Tom of Finland Store Right Now, and We Want It All
Shopping on “Black Friday” in the United States — that day after Thanksgiving when every major retail store under the sun offers crazy cheap discounts that draw out the worst of humanity — can be enough to convince anyone that humans don’t deserve this world. But with several online retailers, like the Tom of Finland store, also offering amazing deals in the days before and after the Thanksgiving holiday, it requires little effort to score some amazing gifts (or, hey, presents for yourself) without even leaving the house.
Starting today, Nov. 21, and running through Monday, Nov. 26, nearly every. single. item. in the Tom of Finland store is discounted, anywhere from 20%–80% off the original price.
Those who have never shopped at the Tom of Finland store are in for a nice surprise, because whatever you think the Tom of Finland store sells, it’s really so much more. Head over there for everything from sex toys and home goods to fashionable jewelry and accessories, art, grooming products and more.
Here are 12 of our favorite items currently on sale at the Tom of Finland store:
1. Top / Pig Socks by Walter Van Beirendonck
For the guy who wants to broadcast his sexual preferences to the masses anytime he’s not wearing pants. Originally $58, now $46.50.
2. Tom’s Bomber by Nicopanda x Tom of Finland
Designed by Nicola Formichetti, this reversible jacket (it’s pink on the inside!) has embroidered logos on the front and back. Originally $695, now $278.
3. Tom of Finland Eau de Parfum by Etat Libre d’Orange
Made in France, this fragrance has notes of lemon, birch leaves, pine, pepper, cypress, geranium, vanilla, tonka bean, iris, vetiver, suede, musk and ambergris. Originally $90, now $72.
4. The Sack Pack by Ball Wash
Keep the boys smelling fresh with this trifecta of men’s grooming products aimed at taking care of your most prized possessions. Originally $39, now $31.50.
5. Spiral Ball Stretcher by Trinity Vibes
Perfect for a “pulling sensation” on the boys. Originally $10, now $8.
6. Pleasure Poker Textured Glove by Master Series
Perfect whether you’re playing solo or with a partner. Originally $25, now $20.
7. Pillow Cover by Henzel Studio x Jack Pierson
This 20-by-20-inch pillow has artwork on both sides and piping and is available with or without a feather down insert. Originally $190, now $133.
8. Buff Brief by Boy Smells Unmentionables
This soft pair of briefs have a mid-rise waist, elastic waistband and (maybe unfortunately) come unscented. Originally $25, now $20.
9. Flying Cock Necklace by Jonathan Johnson
Need a statement piece of jewelry around your neck? Here ya go. Originally $900, now $720.
10. Clear Void Tote by Eytys
This water-resistant PVC tote bag will fit a laptop and has a waterproof zipped front pocket and removable shoulder straps. Originally $300, now $210.
