A recent look at Google purchasing trends across the United States has resulted in a map of each state’s most popular sex toy (you’ll find it below). So we cross referenced the sex toy map with the electoral map of the 2016 U.S. presidential election to find the most popular sex toy among states that voted for Trump.
And it is … (drum roll, please) … a dildo, which makes sense considering that Trump’s corruption and lies are screwing over his voters (and all of America) each and every day.
It’s important in this case to differentiate a dildo from a vibrator, which provides some clitoral stimulation for women. A dildo, on the other hand, provides insertive pleasure, but, like Trump, isn’t too concerned with a woman’s needs beyond that.
In case you were wondering, the second, third and fourth most popular red state sex toys are vibrators, bondage gear and butt plugs — and we hope Trump’s fans are at least ordering this butt plug shaped like Trump — all to make America gape again.
At the very least, dildos can be used on both men and women, so that’s one form of equality in Trump’s America … right?
Just for kicks, we also took a look at the most popular sex toys in 2016 blue states and found a tie between dildos and strap-ons as the most popular sex toy.
It’s not all that surprising to see states favoring strap-ons — sex toys normally associated with women, lesbians and trans men — voting for Hillary. After all, the strap-on gives women a chance to be on top and also provides opportunities for trans people.
Sadly, cock rings proved to be the least popular sex toy in all of the United States.