5 Current Obsessions: A ‘Stranger Things’ Barb Action Figure, Pride Swimwear and a Poster of Your Penis

5 Current Obsessions: A ‘Stranger Things’ Barb Action Figure, Pride Swimwear and a Poster of Your Penis

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Stranger Things fans rejoice; you can now have your own Barb action figure and make her win against the Demogorgon. If you’ve ever said your penis was a work of art, now you can prove it. From a bubble tea kit to some new pride swimwear, here are the things we’re currently obsessed with this week.

1. The Penis Poster

We admit it; when we first heard the tagline “Your penis. Your masterpiece,” we were sold. Just submit your exact measurements to this Swedish company, choose your favorite art style and make any other customizations you like. In just a couple weeks, you’ll have a work of art that displays your pride and joy for everyone to see. $45-$50, thepenisposter.com 

2. Barb Action Figure

Barb from Stranger Things is finally getting the recognition she deserves. Nancy Wheeler’s ill-fated best friend from season 1, the fan-favorite character now has her own badass action figure. Make up your own stories where Barb joins Eleven and the gang, fighting against the Demogorgon. This seven-inch figurine will be available this October, but you can pre-order yours today. $20, mcfarlane.com 

3. Double Cargo Backpack from Rick Owen

Have you ever wanted a fanny pack that carried everything? The godfather of edgy fashion, Rick Owen’s unique vision never disappoints. This black cargo bag, constructed from soft leather and stretch cotton, has two separate compartments to store your stuff. $880, farfetch.com 

4. Bubble Tea Kit

Now you can enjoy Boba, the tea drink filled with pearls of tapioca, at home. This Do-It-Yourself kit includes all the ingredients you’ll need to make this Taiwanese treat. It comes with two flavors of tea (Classic black and Rooibos chai), has all the ingredients that you need to make this Taiwanese treat at home. It also comes with classic black and rooibos chai, two reusable stainless steel straws and, of course, plenty of tapioca pearls. $35, uncommongoods.com 

5. Pride swim briefs from JOR

Show your pride with these colorful swim briefs from JOR. Handmade in Colombia, these briefs have spandex for comfort and microfiber fabric that dries quickly. And did we mention the sexy, low-rise cut? You’ll definitely stand out from the crowd when you wear this festive rainbow design. $45, dailyjocks.com 

What stories are you going to tell with your new Barb action figure? Sound off in the comments below.

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